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Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
5 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me ... She said no both times
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional.
Did you know that running for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 63%?
It`s bad luck to be superstitious.
Have you ever looked at someone and realized "WTF" is always what immediately comes to mind?
As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost.
I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they`re born AND after they`re dead.
It`s been an exhausting day of pretending I`m a pleasant person.
Saw these three things on a corner, in this order: Liquor store, gun store, bank. What could possibly go wrong with that?
A company has announced a new service where you carpool with strangers. It`s a new cutting-edge technology called "taking the bus."
Today`s subliminal thought is: …
Laughter is the best medicine, but if you are laughing for no reason, you might need medicine.
I could never trust a psychic who hasn`t won the lottery at least once.