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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
I was going to write something profound and memorable here, but I can`t remember what it was.
I´m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and I´ll let you know.
Ever seen a person so disgusting you hold your breath when you walk by them? Yea I have.
I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I`m better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
In hell you`re always trying to spread butter that`s too cold.
Why isn`t there a roomba that cuts grass? Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood.
It is a sad day when you go to all the trouble of getting a Frontal Lobotomy and no one notices.....................
If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn`t mean I`m stalking you...It just means you haven`t looked nice in awhile
Why did the mushroom go to the party because he was the fungi
There’s a reason why “sober” and “so bored” sound almost exactly the same.
I swear on this f*cking chicken I will never swear again. Oops.
The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.