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i hate not being able to correct the typo i just made in my previous statues update......DAMN IT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN!
i think lady gaga puts glue on herself, and rolls around random items.
I bet Captain Crunch has some amazing abs.
Sometimes, I`ll start a text with "lol" if it might be a sensitive subject. Like, "lol it`d be cool if you moved out."
My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being such a great cook.
I don`t know what is longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn`t just painted on.
So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
Deaf people don`t have safe words, they use stop signs.
Today I caught myself smiling ... I was thinking of you ... Don´t flatter yourself though, it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, taking it`s time and getting to know each one of us personally.
I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like "Ugh, tourists".
I find myself highly addicted to books as of late. Once I start coloring the first few pages I can`t stop....
I don`t get women. Also, I don`t understand them.
Studies show it’s totally okay for me to just say “studies show” in front of whatever I want to say.