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The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
You`ve reached the limitations of my medications.
I never meant to be so cold, I never meant to be so cold. - Mother nature
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that`s also the last time I`ll buy cheap toilet paper...
When one door closes, another one opens.... That`s when you realize that you`ve bought a really bad second hand car.
My favorite drinking game is drinking.
It`s weird to think that these Forever Stamps will outlive me.
Amnesia sounds so relaxing.
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
You know it`s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
People say laughter is the best medicine, but Iād like to think a beer is the way to go.
If you can make a woman laugh, you`re almost there. If you`re almost there & she laughs, now that`s a different thing.
Man:Hello doc, my wife is having a baby. Doctor:Is this the first child? Man:No, it`s the husband speaking.
Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok in a couple days.