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If you figure me out I want an explanation.
So vegetarians eat vegetables... I think I`m going to play it safe and avoid humanitarians.
There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
[takes out checkbook][clicks pen] Alright, how much to make these Bit Strips to go away forever.
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.
The hardest question of the weekend.. can or bottle?
My right thumb is in the best shape of my life.
It`s so expensive being a woman. I know because I have financed a few.
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.
Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.
my stomach just growled and it sounded like it said... `Droid`....
I can`t really walk the walk, or talk the talk. But, if you need someone to drink the drink, I`m your man!