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What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`. I`ll definitely turn around and look.
I am a very tolerant person until you think differently than me. Then I act like a spoiled little brat.
What if aliens only abduct crazy people, because nobody will ever believe them?
Alcohol goes in ... Happiness comes out.
IRS: We`ve got what it takes to take what you`ve got.
I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
If you pour two beers in one glass, it`s just one beer.
If I were a pilot I would scream “WE’RE GOING DOWN” every time I landed the plane.
Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom’s bedroom. I can’t believe it.. She’s a superhero!
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was big white bear with no sexual preference.
can´t find Sesame Street on my GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.
Remember when you thought you’d have it all together by the time you were the age you are now? LOL