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If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need money :)
If a man says something in the woods.. And there are no women there.. Is he still wrong? O_o
my Dr. says i have ADHD, i dont know how they see.... oooooh a squirrel!
Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched. At least, that`s what the restraining order says.
Find someone who is honest, laughs when you make fun of them, and then give each other orgasms.
SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.
If Kutcher went to Sheen and said It`s still your show, this was all a joke and yelled "You got Punked" it would be the greatest prank ever.
I`d probably get a lot more done if it wasn`t for me.
I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
People that do stuff- what’s your secret?