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By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn`t yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance
If you like someone, pretend they`re a charger and you`re an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor.
I don`t really want to make bad choices; but I`m always late, and all the good choices are already taken..
I have two feelings, it`s either "I`m hungry" or "I shouldn`t have eaten this much"
I´m playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can´t get off the couch or I´ll die.
I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don`t understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.
I hope Karma smacks some people before I do.
I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
At this age, I drive everything like I stole it because sometimes I forget which car is mine.
I have no super powers. I`m guessing I`m the villain.
I DON`T HATE YOU,I`M JUST NOT NECESSARILY EXCITED ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE!
I’m not in denial, I’m just selective about the reality I choose to accept :)
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!
I had a very confident breakdown today. ...Wasn`t nervous at all. ;)
Facebook is like a fridge full of old food you know what is in your fridge but still you go and check if it changed.