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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
No one asks the tough questions, like why are drug dealers on the metric system?
i love you with all my butt. i would say heart but my butt is bigger :)
Just...sitting...thinking...planning my next move to get that new roll of toilet paper about 5 feet away from me.
Man, that .01% of germs that can´t be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad a$$ sh!t
If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they`d leave that one on too.
Slutty girls are like Walmarts, everyone makes fun of them but when you`re inside one at 4am you think, i`m glad these are here.
I`m just wondering what the employees at the Weather Channel make small talk about.
I should win an Oscar for acting like I`m busy at work.
Immature is just a word boring people use to describe fun people.
I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’
Just assume that we aren’t close enough for you to send me a game invites on Facebook.
ooooh boy, Mother`s Day hangovers...always the worst huh?!