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If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it`s working.
You`re uglier than..... well, you`re the example.
You know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success.
I`m first world poor. That means I have a smart phone and laptop that I use to go online and see that I have no money in my bank account.
When I`m on my death bed, I want my last words to be...."I left 10 million dollars in the..........."
I gave my dog a middle name today, so he knows when he`s really in trouble.
If something on this page offends you, please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.
How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?
I hope everyone takes my advice and never takes my advice.
If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.
Before telling me to listen to my heart you may want to check that it isn`t telling me to kick you in the shin!
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
If you tell people you used to weigh 500 pounds they`ll tell you how great you look at 250.
Forget Klondike, you should see what I`d do for an open bar.