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To be truthful,,, I have never unrolled a sleeping bag and been able to roll it back up any smaller than the size of a garage.
Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest.
I do not fail, I succeed at things that do not work.
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If I had to describe myself in one word it would be โdoesnโt know how to follow directions.โ
Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
I tried being modest once, as expected I was amazing at it.
My life coach just benched me.
How can Wal-mart have a bazillion carts and everyone with at least one wobbly wheel?
Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution Bitches Be Trippin
gave up trying to understand women years ago. Women understand women and they hate each other.
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
There`s a warning light on my dashboard of a vague exclamation point. It`s like when my girlfriend was mad at me and she wouldn`t say why.
The problem in general terms is that people suck.
B!tch Please, your only fan is the one on your ceiling.