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You can tell a guy has a woman in his life when he remembers to do stuff like put on deodorant and wipe his butt most of the time!
Laugh if you will but this night-light has an undefeated record at repelling Boogeymen.
If you listen real closely to my kids arguing tonight, you`ll hear the sound of me pouring a glass of wine.
Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Ten seconds of drug commercials are spent telling you what the drug is for and the rest is spent basically daring you to take it.
No, I would not like to join your exclusive membership rewards club. I’m buying a sandwich.
It`s so cute how you can throw balls right at kids faces in the Chuck E Cheese ball pit and they think you`re just playing.
Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
My boss doesn’t like it when I play slavery songs at work….
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ... it`s cuz you have really nice tits.
Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it ... Sounds about right for this Monday
yes I have a dirty mind, and yes you are in it...
If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after s@x , you don`t deserve a sandwich.
I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one.