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To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need money :)
I don`t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date. It`s never going to make it anywhere near that.
"You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself." ~5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
Why would anybody put 99 bottles of beer up on a wall in the first place?
Random Thought: How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
What`s cardio, and can I eat it?
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
Things could be worse ... sex could be fattening
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
Sure, I`ll show up at your Halloween Party... I`ll be coming as the invisible man....