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My nose is "running", that`s all the exercise I can handle for one day.......
The other day someone told me I could make ice cubes out of leftover wine. I was confused... What is leftover wine?
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don`t they?
Do u ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they arent talking?
I`m not saying your opinion is stupid, I`m just saying you`re stupid for having it
It’s funny how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
I enjoy short walks to the fridge
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas... would it stay in Vegas?
If you wake up with a funny taste in your mouth on christmas morning...............just remember that santa only cums once a year. :D
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
We`ve spent years planning and preparing for the zombie apocalypse all for nothing......clowns....its gonna be clowns that finish us off.
"Love your friends, Not their sisters." & "Love your sisters, Not their friends." -By Mummy...
I`ve been around the block a few times.....but only because I was too drunk to find my house.