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not to brag but I finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
I`m actually a pretty normal person when you ignore the faint cries for help coming from my basement..
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that.
My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
Hate is too powerful an emotion to waste on somebody you don`t even like.
I didn`t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor`s trash so you don`t get robbed.
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note “Don’t eat me”.Now there’s an empty plate and a note “Don’t tell me what to do”
Holiday Tip #236: When hosting a covered dish holiday dinner where everyone brings something, never put a skinny person in charge of desserts.
You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.
I`m making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I`m accurate, how do you spell your name again?
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC by SIMO
Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it.