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You say `pervert with a telescope` ... I say `biological astronomer`.
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges, to stop the weirdos from following you.
As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it`s a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?
Don`t you love followers that don`t acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.
Are headaches the result of time spent with woman or is it purely a coincidence?
I wonder how long I`d be on hold if my call wasn`t important to them.
I don`t know if I`ve got some free time, or if I just forgot what the hell I`m supposed to be doing...
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
no..i am not drunk, floors needs hugs too ! :p
So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
I really think my life would be a lot better if my fitness app would just lower its standards