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So my friend is mad at me because I slept with her ex. Her instructions were very clear when they broke up, she said "F*ck that guy!"
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
"This is the ride that killed Jimmy." - me in a long line, loudly, at amusement parks
Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?
If I had a time machine I`d set it to "back in the day", just to see what everyone is talking about.
Never say "piece of cake!" to me. Unless there is, indeed, a piece of cake involved.
You have your whole life to be an a$$hole...are you trying to use it all up in one day?
Sometimes I go on Google Earth and just spin the sh!t out of the world & pretend I`m making everyone really dizzy.
Maybe there`s no such thing as automatic doors, just gentlemen ninjas.
Sometimes I feel like people I know are just using me for my likes.
I`m not crazy, but I am a carrier.
F*ck spiders. F*ck them and the way they move their legs, f*ck their ability to multiply by the million and f*ck their eight, beady little black eyes that offer unblinking, soulless glimpses of the blackest depths of hell itself.
Jack daniel was found dead by johnie walker at castle strt under savanna tree,captain morgan believed dat he was killed by strongbow.his 4cuzns said that he was best in j&b club at knights...
Ironman and Batman`s only super powers is being super rich and smart really makes Bill Gates a real disappointment.
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !