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As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
Valentines day
Meanwhile on Facebook, someone has made a casserole...
Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound a$$ should be in them!
He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
If noone comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it really be?
I thought I`d try yoga to make myself more flexible, but I`m still incredibly stubborn.
Helpful Tip: You can’t get in trouble for leaving work early if you disable the security cameras and crawl out the air-conditioning duct.
I might not be "Smarter Than a 5th Grader", but I can buy booze! Booyah!
All I ask for is a chance to prove money can`t make me happy.
Woke up to my teen cleaning the house for "no reason" and now I have a mystery to solve.
I cannot turn water into wine but, I can turn ice cream into breakfast so that’s pretty neat.
I will resolve to spend less time on Facebook..............ok, got that one out of the way.....................