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I`ll never understand those people who say, "I mainly use facebook for my family." And I`m thinking to myself..."Umm...isn`t that what real life is for?"
How to make friends: 1. Tell people you have weed.
Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
WEB MD should have a simple answer like “Calm down-you probably just ate too many cookies!”
I hate mixed messages. They`re great.
Guests are coming over for Thanksgiving... Almost time to booby trap the medicine cabinet with marbles.
You know its bad when you feel like your life is being directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked.
My short-term memory is my ONLY problem..... Well, that, and my short-term memory
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
The guest of honour was a bit subdued. The Keyboardist was playing too softly for my liking. But it was a good turnout, lots of food and laughter. But break out into one choreographed `Thriller` dance routine and the crowd goes all apesh!t and tosses you out of the funeral home.
Here’s a little bit of advice for you.. advi
To a musician, a g-string means something completely different than it does to me. .
I’m amazed by how quickly I forget what I’m doing.
awesome collection!