Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I`m amazed at the mileage my car is getting. I`m still running off the same tank of gas I bought last year!
wondering if today is a good day to implement my plan...
I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer.
All I ask is to one day live in a house with secret passages.
Call me faithless, but I just can`t believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
Life is what happens when you’re not looking at a screen.
Was the little pig who built his house out of straw some sort of idiot?
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place to have sex.
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I`m home alone and my power goes out.
Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad.
This status has been censored by Facebook
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
I`d like to thank the bars for being there for me.
I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss