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People reckon I´m too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they´re stupid).
This liquor store needs a dollar menu.
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
Was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer...
You had me at, "we`ll make it look like an accident."
Does everyone have that one dumb ass that finds you on Facebook and will not give up? Repeated friend requests, inbox messages, and follows my pages. It is driving me nuts. I understand at some point I will have to give in, but just because I am married to her doesn`t mean I have to like her, right?
Never trust a married guys opinion of who`s hot. It`s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
Tired of those Political Ads on television?...... You may be entitled to compensation.
I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.
omg I just found out I`m allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
I would be a great procrastinator ... if I could ever get around to it.
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called " fun size" should really re-evaluate their stanards of entertainment.
I would be a terrible stalker because A) I`m not motivated enough B) You would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
People at work tell me I have a lot of patience. Fact is… there are just way too many witnesses around
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.