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Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
I`ve just borrowed a book on surgery from my local library. Apparently someone`s taken the appendix out.
Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
It`s kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there.
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
Today, I`m really gonna give it my nothing
Do good masochists go to heaven, or hell?
I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don’t have them, you cry about it.
No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas.
Don`t text me while I`m texting you. Now I have to go back and change my text.
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....
hell yeah !!!! i was the lucky sperm !!!!!