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Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
Everytime I see “ROFL”… I think of Scooby Doo trying to say “waffle”.
Unless you discovered a dead body, I don`t want to hear about your morning jog.
A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it over and over.
I hate in video games how penguins always use their ability to slide on their stomachs for evil
The bouncer at the club calls me Kevin McAllister because I`m always going home alone
Asking a girl what exactly she looks for in a guy is like asking her "what exactly do I have to do to get friendzoned?
A vegan friend on FB said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn`t eat meat... I think if he had to build his own computer he couldn`t whine on FB.
"It`s not you, it`s me." -Twins looking at some family photos
Been there, done that. allegedly
I’m glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
Maybe this comment wont be important for you guys here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it`ll go unnoticed along with some others. maybe I`ll be criticized for this but I just want to let yall know I`m selling potatoes
Is it rude to put *vomits* under someone`s post ?
People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.
The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.