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I bet Jellyfish are sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
Facebook prank #23 Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on....
Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
Bring me the heads of my enemies!! or some cupcakes ... whichever.
Where there`s a will I want to be in it
"Have you been drinking . sir?" asks the policeman. "Go Pikachu! Thunderbolt!" "Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes.
Sometimes I feel like a loser for spending so much time on Facebook. Then I remember there are people out there who comment on pornhub videos
Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
you can´t drink all day if you don´t start in the morning
You know there was a time in my life where I just didn`t give a f#ck.....funny how it seems that much hasn`t changed from an hour ago!!
Considering this is the land of the free, stuff is pretty damn expensive.
Good friends do not let you do stupid things….. alone :)