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If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
I don`t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
Lottery gives you a 1 in 200M chance of skipping work tomorrow...alcohol is 1 in 5. You play your game...I`ll play mine
Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations
My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.
So far my bracket is perfect! I can`t wait to fill the rest of it in.
There`s a word for people like you ... "leave"
I’m “had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn’t pick up and start dialing” years old.
Don`t put off until tomorrow what you can avoid the rest of your life.
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The Australian kiss is just like the French kiss but down under.
I feel like I have not told enough people lately to kiss my mother f*cking a$$.
hearing that Jesus loves you is very nice unless you`re in a Mexican prison
The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions
I`ve always wondered is jellyfish are sad because there are no peanut butter fish.