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I don`t understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
I`m changing my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
justin bieber
The Zoo is a safe place to fart.
Everything is so much funnier when you`re not allowed to laugh.
There is no evidence that exists that life should be taken seriously.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought "that`s a fair trade."
My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks.
Dear person reading this, just want you to know that someone cares about you. It`s not me, but I`m sure someone does...
I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.
If it`s true that spiders are more scared of me than I am of them, why have I never seen a spider crawl away screaming like a little girl?
Being an American is awesome. The end.
I hate when the remote is way over there