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I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn`t even eat them.
Don`t date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.
Remember the good old days when making the “duck face” involved 2 Pringles?
I have no fear of heights. I do, however have a fear of falling from heights.
You`d think my neighbors could have the decency to ignore me back.
I thought I was a bit hardcore until I saw this guy sucking on a soy sauce packet like an Otter Pop.
The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first.
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
Whoever said, "All men are created equal", has obviously never been to a nude beach
"I don`t care if you think it sounds gross, that`s what we`re calling it" -Guy who named the sweater.
Pizza: 73% delicious, 27% also delicious.
DIET TIP: don’t eat chips right out of the bag. Get out just enough to eat until the pizza guy gets there.
I`m thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there`s this thing called Google now
Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine deprivation.