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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
Texting "Good Morning, Beautiful" will change a girl`s whole day. If you time it right, it will do the same for her boyfriend.
NERD WEDDING: Instead of saying “I do.” They say “I accept the terms & conditions.”
Don`t under estimate me... unless you`re trying to guess how old I am or how much I weigh.
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?
People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down meal inside McDonald`s scare me.
It`s not often you see a pink poo in your bowl & realize that not everything is edible from the sex shop
I am a very very very bad influence ... In a good way.
my stomach just growled and it sounded like it said... `Droid`....
So I met an Egyptian ... they walk just like us.
Naked and Afraid also describes the last time I spent a night at a Holiday Inn
I bought 2 fish and named one, “one” and the other “two”, so when “one” dies I will still have “two”.
Losing weight is not working for me, so I`m concentrating on getting taller.
My husband told me he needed more space ... So I locked him outside.