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So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Lots of people waiting in lines today. Did a new iPhone just come out?
I wasn`t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
You know you are old when your birthday suit doesn`t fit anymore.
[takes out checkbook][clicks pen] Alright, how much to make these Bit Strips to go away forever.
If they really want to increase breast awareness, why not try a National Motorboat Day?
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
No, I don`t need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself.
You`ll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.
I went to see the doctor today for my annual check-up. The good news is the he says I`m healthy as a horse. The bad news is he uses large farm animals to
After Monday and Tuesday... even the week says WTF!
Honk if you wanna see the finger
Just remember, outside of that beautiful slim bride on her wedding day there’s a fat woman just waiting to get in.
at my age, the best part of waking up is the fact that I did wake up