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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
Just once I`d like to yell, "Don`t you know who I am?!" because I`m important, not because I`m drunk and actually forgot.
"Fidget Spinners are so dumb pointless." -The generation that purchased over 5 million Pet Rocks.
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
Iām better at remembering people who have bad breath than important historical facts.
Wow, I just melted a piece of ice by staring at it. Took a little longer than I thought it would.
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker.
I`m that friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me and apologize about afterwards.
I`m already an idiot, I just need a village.
is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
Thats it! I want to be re-inserted and I don`t want to remember a darn thing!
Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today." Woman: "EXCUSE ME?!" [whispers]"Dear Diary, I think she can hear me."
"I went to Jared" I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up.