Daily Silly Status

In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies

Lil Wayne is 10% African-American and 90% tattoo.

I found $40 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy dart guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, dart guns and candy".

I always keep a spare pair of shoes at work that I change into so people don`t know it`s me when I`m taking a dump.

FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END

Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?

Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.

I slept and woke up. (ok, lately this has become a major accomplishment in my life)

You know you`re all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kick it under the fridge.

If you`re going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10am, don`t be open.

Turns out, I`m not an afternoon person either...

Setting the alarm clock proves I`m capable of making the same mistake every day.

Just because you`re not paranoid doesn`t mean they`re not out to get you.

If your conspiracy theory doesn`t involve cats and dogs, don`t bother me.

Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."