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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce.
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
Aren`t they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?
The difference between beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer.
Wife fell asleep on the couch so I drew a spider on her glasses with dry erase marker. And now we wait...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
None of my girlfriends even know they`re dating me.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
"Don`t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse."
The Family Reunion went pretty good until they all figured out that I wasn`t related to any of them
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!
Why do we call it the Sun instead of a space heater?