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I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don`t find him. Again.
Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
That awkward moment when you open a fortune cookie and all you get is some vague, cryptic statement that`s not even a fortune.
North Korea no!, really, go home! now you are really drunk!
My life is a very complicated drinking game
Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
I hate when I`m about to hug somebody really sexy and my face hits the mirror!!
If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages
GAL: Would you keep me in your heart forever? BOY: Nop! GAL: (sadly)...why? BOY: Because then you`ll occupy only one part of me...but i`ll keep you in my heart, mind & let you complete me.
Think we could get the North Korean hackers to end "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"?
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.
The club sandwich, for when a knuckle sandwich just isn`t enough...