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Let me be clear, I don`t want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment
I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it
Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
I miss newspapers. It`s weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad
Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
I retired from being my brothers keeper when I realised that I was letting in goals that wouldn`t have scored if his post was empty
Just about the time I started to give a crap, my attitude became constipated......
Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim...that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.
I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my mind and my temper
These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
Whenever a stranger asks our baby’s name, I always say he hasn’t told us yet.
I can`t believe people used to have to paint selfies.
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.