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I just found out that checking your credit score actually LOWERS your credit rating. Seriously? That`s like every time you look in the mirror, you get a little bit uglier.
Some things get in the way of my happiness, so I ignore them.
I went to McDonald`s to grab my boys a couple of Happy meals. The guy serving me says "Would you like a Boy Toy"? I was like, "listen hear you little sh!t, you couldn`t handle me if you tried"!! What is this world coming too... :))
I kind of feel like getting some work done today, so I’m just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
Don`t worry about the grass on the other side. It`s not your grass.
Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it`s like a high-five for your feet.
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
On your birthday I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
Say no to drugs! Then again, if you`re talking to drugs, you`re probably already on drugs.
If I have to stir it, it’s homemade.
I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.
pharmacy was out of my BP meds...so i bought a baseball bat instead..that works much faster
Having kids puts a new perspective on life.
Good thing I`m judged on my actions and not my thoughts.