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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
honestly I`ve never seen a tombstone that read "died from not forwarding a text to 10 people"
i feel naked without my mobile !
We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people.
Where 5 minutes becomes 5 hours. Facebook.
If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
Did I already do my deja vu joke?
You’d think after all these beauty pageants, we would have world peace by now.
"There`s a sleeping person. Let`s go ask it questions." – Children
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke.
my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
Hangovers are nature`s way of grounding you as an adult.
This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account.
Duct tape can`t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.