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I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them.....
Of course women dont fart. They never shut up long enough to build up pressure
To the woman that won the powerball ... "what`s up baby"
Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
I like telling people to "grow up" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say "Took my advice I see"
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
Mary had a little lamb,,the midwife fainted
Boobs are like friends. Some are big. Some are small. Some are real. Some are fake. And some are just so fantastic you want everyone to meet them.
I never thought you could really guess too low whenever a woman asks you her age. I guess 6 was pushing it.
I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.
If owls are so smart, how come they don`t say "Whom"?
Facebook should have an "I`ve seen enough" button.
My sleep number is 24. That`s a case of beer and I sleep like a baby.
Sign in a grocery store: Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!