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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was "LOL" and I was holding my statement upside down.
I never meant to be so cold, I never meant to be so cold. - Mother nature
Alcohol free beer is like ... orgasm free sex
they say winning doesnt matter then why they had kept scores
"You CAN even."- white girl life coach
"The secret is that it`s all in the wrist!" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something
It`s so expensive being a woman. I know because I have financed a few.
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me.
I AM doing something with my life. It’s called screwing around.
Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
The opposite of "tying the knot" is "no strings attached"
The best part about growing old with you is that I`ll always be the younger one.