Daily Silly Status

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

It appears that autocorrect has become my worst enema.

I would watch tennis more often if they replaced the ball boys with untrained golden retrievers.

“A body at rest tends to stay at rest” should be an acceptable excuse for missing work.

"How much for the man cave?" "Sir that`s a doghouse." "Can you install cable?"

A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...

The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What`s your point?

I guess I’ll take my Christmas tree down today.

You look in good shape!!! Round is a shape isn`t it???

Know why girls cross their arms when they`re angry? Boobs. Just a little reminder of who`s in charge around here.

Spring cleaning: The term that gives us an excuse to only clean once a year.

This century is already 15% over.

I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket

Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.

Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist.