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I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
To all them girls who go out , looking sexy as hell but have boyfriends.......Please continue to do so when you`re married.
It`s true alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it?
One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back.
I will write something profound ... subsoil!
Do handjobs from girls who speak sign language count as blowjobs
Think you`re going crazy? When you get there, look for me and I`ll show you around.
We spend so much money on buying different clothes... without realizing the best moments are spent without clothes
i wish i could sleep ... but my damn A.D.D. kicks in and basically 1 sheep, 2 sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm, HEEEY Macerena.
It’s only a matter of time until “Security Cameras of Wal-Mart” is a reality TV show.
She likes to call it a conversation, but mostly she`s gathering evidence.
The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest.
I went to the store to buy some comdoms and the cashier asked me If I needed a bag ? "I replied No she`s not that ugly"
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(: