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So I´ve narrowed it down and I´m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap.
Have a day. That`s about as inspirational I get.
The guy that discovered milk...What was he doing to that cow?
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
I don`t have any "driving the speed limit" music.
So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I`m pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood.
I’m an only child, and I’m still not the favorite.
Well I was gonna donate blood today until the lady got all personal and started asking "who´s blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
All milk is breast milk.
Hello is this HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
One great thing about life before the internet was if you met someone, you didn`t then have to know them the rest of your life.
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
Either I wrote a bunch of drunken Facebook status updates last night, or my dog has finally figured out the computer.
What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won`t buy the book.