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Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because.
I wish my kids came with a handbook.... Hardcover, preferably. So I have something to hit them with.
I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I`m depressed.
Sad Fact- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.
You had me at "I hate that b!tch too".
May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me...
U still drunk from last night or did u get a new buzz going this morning.
My wrinkles are all from laughter. Except those between my eyebrows. Those are my `WTF` lines and those things are deep.
your status deserves a standing ovation but I`m lazy I`ll just click `like`
This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: “Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken.”
They say when you meet the right one you will know right away. But why does it take 3 years to know it’s the wrong one?
It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
Doing some laundry and hot single socks in my dryer are looking for a mate.
The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macaulay Culkin because I always go home alone.