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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.... LOL
So she asked me "Do these pants make my butt look big?" And I said, "Not at all dear .. its the fat that does that." So now I´m single again.
Life would be more simple if the person who named the orange an orange would have named more things. ;) Just Sayin`
My internet is so slow, it`s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
I don`t think America should elect a president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
Laughter is not the best medicine. Laughter with large amounts of alcohol & wild crazy monkey sex - now that`s the best medicine.
Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn’t counting calories.
Where have you been all my life? Can you go back there?
CANT TOUCH THIS!! Na na na na.
Friends don’t let friends twerk.
Girls, dont read this please: Hey guys, isn`t it funny how our wives/or girlfirends really think that we care what they did that day? lol.....it never gets old.
Education is a process where we waste one half of our life learning how to waste the other half of our life!!
I really would love to see two mimes arguing
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center?