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I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I`m an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want
Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly
Rum balls, rum cake, rum spiked eggnog, rum in fruitcakes...you know, anymore, there`s more of the Captain than of Christ in Christmas...
Now it`s too hot to take down the outdoor Christmas lights.
Hello is this HP? Iād like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
Summer needs to slow the hell down.
Instead of presidential debates, we should just have a dance-off.
B!tch, I will slap you by accident on purpose.
Sometimes I think these Kardashians are just doing stuff for the attention.
Here`s a crazy concept, maybe I`m not in a bad mood, angry, or a bitch. Maybe I said it because it`s true and I meant it. Marinate on that.
Turtles make an awesome jogging buddy.
Hey guys,,, Which sounds better: No longer rabid?, Or rabies free since 2003?........ I`m trying to update my e-harmony profile
If you`re going to walk a mile in my shoes, could you pick me up some booze on your way back?
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I`d never be bored again.