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There`s no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
This "doing nothing" is hard work, how am I supposed to know when I`m done?
I grew up in a town where the population never changed… Every time a girl got pregnant, a guy left town
Whenever a buddy of mine wants to borrow something, I remind them that everything I own has touched my balls.
Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you.
Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE!? Neighbor: Get out of my house! Me: You`re not even guessing.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
Johnny : Pull my finger Tommy : No Johnny: "Come Bro Do IT!!" Tommy : fine ... Johnny : *SNEEZE IN THE FACE*
I`m single by choice. Just not my choice.
Hey, sorry I`m late ... I didn`t want to come
Can you shut up now?! Because talking to you sounds less appealing then playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Won’t go back in my bathroom until spider is gone! Web search for “spider life span” reveals I will be able to shower again in 1 to 2 years.
It`s not stalking if you love them!
Odd Fact: The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters = DREAMS.