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Some days are just not meant to be productive.
Who the hell is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?
When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.
I saw that! - Karma
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
Good news I passed my drug test today. But now my drug dealer has some explaining to do.
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
Bad things happen to good people, so I`m pretty sure we`re all safe
Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye after you hit send.
My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she meant baking soda....but I disagree. :)
Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free
I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butt’s.
Get Dora and Boots on this missing plane case now, Dora solves the case everytime