Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I shouldn`t play with Legos!? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
Sometimes I speak in a different font but no one ever notices.
Doctor: How`s your headache? Patient: She`s out of town.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
Iām going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep.
I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
Bike helmets only protect you from looking cool.
Eleventeen percent of the population makes up words.
The only hunger games i care about involve plastic hippos.
Ten out of ten pigs prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon.
There is no such things as ghosts. I know, I asked Santa Claus
I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting ... What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?
When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.
The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.