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*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
I don`t have a smartphone I have a phone that shows potential but doesn`t apply itself
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
Checking the time on your phone twice because you were`nt paying attention the first time
How did Mexico keep enough people from crossing the border to field a full soccer team?
"That wasn`t chicken in the Chow Mein" I`d make a great Fortune Cookie writer.
Found a baby snake in my backyard while mowing. Long story short, I don`t have to mow anymore since my yard is on fire.
Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.
If someone tells you `I love you` but you don`t feel the same way and don`t wanna make it awkward just say `I love YouTube` really really fast :)
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I text a lot.
Relationships are like just-out-of-the-oven pizza. You know it`s going to burn you, but it looks so good and maybe this time it won`t?
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? hmm...
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it´s for them?