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Ah man... i don`t have any notifications... better go check another computer
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.
I pointed to two hags sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That`s us in 10 years". She said "That`s a mirror".
my boss told me to start the presentation with a joke,so I showed my payslip.
Somebody told me I`m horrible with names.
Why does whoop-ass only come in a can?
I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please adhere to them.
I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Facebook, It`s much clearer now
My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me.”
I took a 5hr energy today. they`re right about being able to multitask because it made me puke and poop at the sametime..
Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like `responsibility`
"Wow! That butterfly`s gonna be HUGE!" - First person to find a mummy
"Someday, your phone will cost more than your computer" - said no one ever.
I´m up way too early for someone who wasn´t planning on seizing the day.