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I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I’m pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me that would be great. Thanks!
The person that named the eggplant probably isn’t allowed to name things anymore.
Parallel park, like nobody’s laughing.
When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office – I will track you down. You have my Word.
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
why would i ever pay to go to a nascar event when i could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer for cars for free
"Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you`re from Long Island, New York
You know you`re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
Whoever decided to color underpants white was an idiot.
Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people.
Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..
"Be strong" I whisper to my coffee.