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I hope these bad jokes distract you from the fact you`re getting screwed. - Car insurance commercials
I`m 5`5" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things.
Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the heck.
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes.
It must really suck to take life so seriously that you can’t enjoy it.
I’m “had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn’t pick up and start dialing” years old.
After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it`s true calling: helping people wink online.
I saw a sign at a cafe that said, "shoes must be worn." I was upset, because my shoes were brand new.
Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
Really offended that these microwave instructions told me to turn my burrito over gently like I don`t treat every burrito with the utmost respect
If you can`t read the bottom of the eye chart, spell something dirty. Eye doctors love that sh!t.
Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn`t just painted on.
all joking aside, think how many babies might be created tonight on valentines day
Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad.