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I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
One day my fridge will take revenge on me by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leave.
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard
Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
I stopped going to AA because all of their stories were about how they hit rock bottom by waking up next to me.
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
I don’t mean to brag but when I’m at the Taco Bell drive thru placing my order, I don’t even look at the prices.
Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who`s not interested.
These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
I’m not implying you’re stupid. I’m saying it outright. Here, I wrote it in crayon to help you understand.
The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it unstuck without using you’re hands.
doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.